"boredalways" (boredalway666)
08/07/2018 at 14:31 • Filed to: Rant, Ranting. I'm sorry, work rant
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"boredalways" (boredalway666)
08/07/2018 at 14:31 • Filed to: Rant, Ranting. I'm sorry, work rant | 1
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1) decide that you want $1 baja fish tacos from Long John Silver’s
2) drive to LJS drive-thru
3) spend 10 minutes waiting just far enough that I can hear the attendant asking for my order but too far back to give it because the driver in front of me won’t pull up 3 feet into the 15 feet of space in front of them to the next car (wondering why I didn’t honk? Read on)
4) backs up out of drive thru to park and walk inside. Sees the same 4 cars in the drive thru lane from when I first got on the property.
5) walk in an patiently wait at register. Watches as young female cashier/drive thru/cook goes back and forth 3 times without acknowledging my presence. She is visibly stressed. Obviously they are way understaffed for their new promotion.
6) Older female cashier/cook/most likely the mgr on duty/voice of reason comes forth. Checks on new guy. He’s busting his ass on only his 3rd day. Calmly turns to young female, shows a little compassion, and explain what needs to happen ASAP.
7) young female loses her shit. Starts cursing about not having any fish and get off her goddamn back, all in earshot of myself and the rest of the dine-in crowd (all elderly and they asked what was that noise they’re hearing). Older female is trying to calm her down but she’s going past write-up and getting close to suspension with her behavior. Or worse.
8) There’s a reason why I haven’t mentioned ethnicities of the 2 females but if you have been half paying attention to ‘Murica’s viral videos this year with cookouts, selling lemonade/drinks on the sidewalk, door to door campaigning, use of your own apartment complex’s pool, etc., etc., etc., then you should be able to figure out who’s who. Anyway, I realized that I don’t have my personal phone on me (not using my company phone for this shitshow) so sorry, no viral video from me.
9) realizing that I’ve wasted 25 minutes altogether, I leave for another option: White Castle!
10) don’t worry, I went with chicken rings instead of sliders. My stomach continues to thank me this afternoon.
I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
> boredalways
08/07/2018 at 14:40 |
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10) don’t worry, I went with chicken rings instead of sliders. My stomach continues to thank me this afternoon.
Psh. Weak. You’re supposed to get ~10 sliders, pound every single one on the drive back to the office, then pass out in a puddle of grease and shame in your cubicle like the damn patriot you are.
Tapas
> I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
08/07/2018 at 14:52 |
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Don’t forget to cropdust the enemies of freedom on your walk back to the cubicle !
WilliamsSW
> boredalways
08/07/2018 at 14:54 |
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8) There’s a reason why I haven’t mentioned ethnicities of the 2 females but if you have been half paying attention to ‘Murica’s viral videos this year with cookouts, selling lemonade/drinks on the sidewalk, door to door campaigning, use of your own apartment complex’s pool, etc., etc., etc., then you should be able to figure out who’s who. Anyway, I realized that I don’t have my personal phone on me (not using my company phone for this shitshow) so sorry, no viral video from me.
OK, I admit that I snickered a bit at this, then rolled my eyes and felt bad for it.
And doesn’t it SUCK when you decide you have a taste for something specific, but forces beyond your control prevent you from having it?
TysMagic
> I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
08/07/2018 at 15:39 |
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g od and america would be proud of you for such an accomplishment
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boredalways
> I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
08/07/2018 at 17:25 |
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There isn't enough toilet paper here to satisfy an emergency situation
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boredalways
> WilliamsSW
08/07/2018 at 17:28 |
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Fuck yes, I wanted some goddamn fish tacos!!!
Of course if I got what I wanted, I would have farted my ass clean off the rest of the day.
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WilliamsSW
> boredalways
08/07/2018 at 18:15 |
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Yeah clearly White Castle is SO MUCH BETTER for your digestive system.
Even if it’s chicken rings I figure thos e give you gas just from being in the same kitchen as the sliders.
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WilliamsSW
> TysMagic
08/07/2018 at 18:17 |
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Your coworkers not so much
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boredalways
> WilliamsSW
08/07/2018 at 19:43 |
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I took a probiotic...just in case.
pip bip - choose Corrour
> boredalways
08/08/2018 at 05:50 |
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i’m guessing black or latino women?
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boredalways
> pip bip - choose Corrour
08/08/2018 at 07:37 |
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White young female and black older female. I can only hope there has been reconciliation between them by now.